Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Jef Mallett

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Franklin P. Adams

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"To err is human; to forgive, infrequent."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Wilson Mizner

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"God help those who do not help themselves."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Blaise Pascal

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Terry Pratchett

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Tallulah Bankhead

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Voltaire

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
Categories: Fun Stuff

David Frost

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Cullen Hightower

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Albert Einstein

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Mark Twain

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
Categories: Fun Stuff

Simon Cameron

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought."
Categories: Fun Stuff