Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Rodney Dangerfield

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 7:00pm
"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."
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Zsa Zsa Gabor

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 7:00pm
"I know nothing about sex because I was always married."
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Moe Howard

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 7:00pm
"Only fools are positive."
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Ogden Nash

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 7:00pm
"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."
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Frank Lloyd Wright

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 7:00pm
"The truth is more important than the facts."
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Samuel Johnson

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 7:00pm
"There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community, that have no care but for themselves, and whose care for themselves reaches little further than impatience of immediate pain, and eagerness for the nearest good."
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Walt Disney

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 7:00pm
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
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Jules Renard

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 7:00pm
"I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't."
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Edward Abbey

Mon, 04/06/2015 - 7:00pm
"No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets."
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E. B. White

Mon, 04/06/2015 - 7:00pm
"The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war."
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William James

Mon, 04/06/2015 - 7:00pm
"The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."
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James Thurber

Mon, 04/06/2015 - 7:00pm
"It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy."
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Randy K. Milholland

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 7:00pm
"The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore."
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Virgil Thomson

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 7:00pm
"The way to write American music is simple. All you have to do is be an American and then write any kind of music you wish."
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M. Cartmill

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 7:00pm
"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls."
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Niels Bohr

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 7:00pm
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."
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