Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Douglas Adams

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear."
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Henry Kissinger

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault."
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Mark Twain

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it."
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John M. Ford

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"We're not lost. We're locationally challenged."
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O. Henry

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 7:00pm
"It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are."
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Edward R. Murrow

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 7:00pm
"Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar."
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Arthur Miller

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 7:00pm
"Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money."
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Unknown

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 7:00pm
"All power corrupts, but we need the electricity."
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Michel de Montaigne

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 7:00pm
"whoever saw old age that did not applaud the past and condemn the present?"
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A. E. Housman

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 7:00pm
"In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning."
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Oscar Wilde

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 7:00pm
"I love acting. It is so much more real than life."
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Umberto Eco

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 7:00pm
"I felt like poisoning a monk."
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