Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Randy K. Milholland

Mon, 05/11/2015 - 7:00pm
"It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions."
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John Kenneth Galbraith

Mon, 05/11/2015 - 7:00pm
"The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable."
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Gloria Borger

Mon, 05/11/2015 - 7:00pm
"For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news."
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Unknown

Mon, 05/11/2015 - 7:00pm
"Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of."
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Peter Blake

Sun, 05/10/2015 - 7:00pm
"Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything."
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P. J. O'Rourke

Sun, 05/10/2015 - 7:00pm
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."
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Art Spander

Sun, 05/10/2015 - 7:00pm
"The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid."
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G. Gordon Liddy

Sun, 05/10/2015 - 7:00pm
"Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime."
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Stephen Colbert

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 7:00pm
"There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good."
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Bill Clinton

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 7:00pm
"When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page."
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Margaret Millar

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 7:00pm
"Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses."
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Ken Hakuta

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 7:00pm
"Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle."
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Cyril Connolly

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 7:00pm
"All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others."
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Frank Bruno

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 7:00pm
"Boxing is just show business with blood."
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John Updike

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 7:00pm
"A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience."
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Daniel J. Boorstin

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 7:00pm
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers."
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