Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Mark Twain

Fri, 01/06/2017 - 6:00pm
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not."
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Margaret Thatcher

Fri, 01/06/2017 - 6:00pm
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
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Anonymous

Fri, 01/06/2017 - 6:00pm
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better."
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Jane Wagner

Fri, 01/06/2017 - 6:00pm
"The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool."
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John Alejandro King

Thu, 01/05/2017 - 6:00pm
"If you're not scared or angry at the thought of a human brain being controlled remotely, then it could be this prototype of mine is finally starting to work."
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Douglas Adams

Thu, 01/05/2017 - 6:00pm
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
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Alex Levin

Thu, 01/05/2017 - 6:00pm
"The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law."
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Elbert Hubbard

Thu, 01/05/2017 - 6:00pm
"One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man."
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Pam Davis

Wed, 01/04/2017 - 6:00pm
"Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them."
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Madeleine L'Engle

Wed, 01/04/2017 - 6:00pm
"It takes too much energy to be against something unless it's really important."
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Wilson Mizner

Wed, 01/04/2017 - 6:00pm
"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
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Evan Davis

Wed, 01/04/2017 - 6:00pm
"Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car."
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