Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 6 hours 17 min ago
"O, what may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!"
"Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities."
"Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest."
"Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind."
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men."
"There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it."
"Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand."
"Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing."
"After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity."
"Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything."
"Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them."
"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it."
"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."
"I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it."
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."