Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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William Shakespeare

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"O, what may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!"
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Aldous Huxley

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities."
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Alexandre Dumas

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest."
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Marston Bates

Tue, 11/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind."
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Joseph Conrad

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 6:00pm
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men."
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Denis Diderot

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 6:00pm
"There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it."
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Putt's Law

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 6:00pm
"Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand."
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Sir Ralph Richardson

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 6:00pm
"Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing."
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George Ade

Sun, 11/09/2014 - 6:00pm
"After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity."
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Herb Caen

Sun, 11/09/2014 - 6:00pm
"Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything."
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Albert Einstein

Sun, 11/09/2014 - 6:00pm
"Imagination is more important than knowledge..."
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Paul Valery

Sun, 11/09/2014 - 6:00pm
"Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them."
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Cullen Hightower

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 6:00pm
"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it."
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Mark Twain

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 6:00pm
"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."
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Thomas Jefferson

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 6:00pm
"I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it."
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Jack Benny

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 6:00pm
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
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