Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak."
"Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution."
"Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money."
"What music is more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can't hear what they say?"
"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."
"We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners."
"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know."
"What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?"
"Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people."
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
"With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life."
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."