Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Oscar Wilde

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always vulgar."
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Clive James

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology."
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Wendell Johnson

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."
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Franklin P. Jones

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
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Ernest Hemingway

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 7:00pm
"That is the greatest fallacy, the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful."
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J. R. R. Tolkien

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 7:00pm
"It's a dangerous business going out your front door."
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A. J. Liebling

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 7:00pm
"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."
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James Branch Cabell

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 7:00pm
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."
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Robin Williams

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 7:00pm
"Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money."
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Stephen Colbert

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 7:00pm
"Equations are the devil's sentences."
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Evan Esar

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 7:00pm
"Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing."
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Judith Martin

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 7:00pm
"Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation."
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Thomas Jefferson

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 7:00pm
"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."
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Sir William Osler

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 7:00pm
"The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals."
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Lewis Thomas

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 7:00pm
"The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand."
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James Thurber

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 7:00pm
"Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead."
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