Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Bertrand Russell

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 6:00pm
"A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not be endured with patient resignation."
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Samuel Goldwyn

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 6:00pm
"Television has raised writing to a new low."
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Dale Carnegie

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 6:00pm
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do."
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Jewish Proverb

Mon, 11/17/2014 - 6:00pm
"If God lived on earth, people would break his windows."
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Fran Lebowitz

Sun, 11/16/2014 - 6:00pm
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail."
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Bill Watterson

Sun, 11/16/2014 - 6:00pm
"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination."
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Robert Anton Wilson

Sun, 11/16/2014 - 6:00pm
"Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves."
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Frank Moore Colby

Sun, 11/16/2014 - 6:00pm
"Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible."
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Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 6:00pm
"Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting."
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Leon Trotsky

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 6:00pm
"Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man."
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Doug Larson

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 6:00pm
"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own."
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Joseph Stalin

Sat, 11/15/2014 - 6:00pm
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."
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Ernie Kovacs

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 6:00pm
"Television � a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."
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Fletcher Knebel

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 6:00pm
"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."
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Maurice Chevalier

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 6:00pm
"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives."
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Edgar Wilson Nye

Fri, 11/14/2014 - 6:00pm
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
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