Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Edith Sitwell

Sat, 05/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth."
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Agatha Christie

Sat, 05/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody."
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Joe Martin

Sat, 05/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little."
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Blake Clark

Sat, 05/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision."
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Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan

Fri, 05/13/2016 - 7:00pm
"Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!"
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Stanislaw J. Lec

Fri, 05/13/2016 - 7:00pm
"I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward."
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David Coblitz

Fri, 05/13/2016 - 7:00pm
"A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members."
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Donald Foster

Fri, 05/13/2016 - 7:00pm
"No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar."
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Robert Benchley

Thu, 05/12/2016 - 7:00pm
"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."
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W. Somerset Maugham

Thu, 05/12/2016 - 7:00pm
"There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are."
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Oscar Wilde

Thu, 05/12/2016 - 7:00pm
"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."
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P. J. O'Rourke

Thu, 05/12/2016 - 7:00pm
"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat."
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Ronald Reagan

Wed, 05/11/2016 - 7:00pm
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
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G. K. Chesterton

Wed, 05/11/2016 - 7:00pm
"It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong."
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George Bernard Shaw

Wed, 05/11/2016 - 7:00pm
"Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough."
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Bill Hoest

Wed, 05/11/2016 - 7:00pm
"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more."
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