Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Elbert Hubbard

Sun, 07/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one."
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Lenny Bruce

Sun, 07/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"Communism is like one big phone company."
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John Maynard Keynes

Sun, 07/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward."
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James Branch Cabell

Sun, 07/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."
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Michael Crichton

Sat, 07/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"I am certain there is too much certainty in the world."
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Sat, 07/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste."
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Sir Francis Bacon

Sat, 07/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties."
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Alexander Hamilton

Sat, 07/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing."
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Anais Nin

Fri, 07/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are."
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John H. Patterson

Fri, 07/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides."
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Henry David Thoreau

Fri, 07/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone."
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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

Fri, 07/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes."
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Peter Borden

Thu, 07/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields."
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George Bernard Shaw

Thu, 07/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it."
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Sam Levenson

Thu, 07/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."
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Billy Wilder

Thu, 07/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"Hindsight is always twenty-twenty."
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