Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 7 hours 56 min ago
"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."
"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."
"There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community, that have no care but for themselves, and whose care for themselves reaches little further than impatience of immediate pain, and eagerness for the nearest good."
"I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't."
"No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets."
"The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."
"The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore."
"The way to write American music is simple. All you have to do is be an American and then write any kind of music you wish."
"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls."
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."