Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Marvin Minsky

Mon, 04/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"You don't understand anything until you learn it more than one way."
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David Sedaris

Mon, 04/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it."
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Carl Jung

Mon, 04/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves."
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Joseph Heller

Mon, 04/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."
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P. G. Wodehouse

Sun, 04/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious."
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H. L. Mencken

Sun, 04/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite device of persons with something to sell."
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Mel Brooks

Sun, 04/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
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Ray Bradbury

Sun, 04/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance."
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