Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 9 hours 35 min ago
"One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always vulgar."
"Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology."
"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
"That is the greatest fallacy, the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful."
"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."
"Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money."
"Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation."
"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."
"The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals."
"The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand."
"Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead."