Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Edward R. Murrow

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained."
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John Lehman

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
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Fred Allen

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange."
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Shirley Temple

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph."
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Miguel de Cervantes

Sun, 01/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"Facts are the enemy of truth."
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David Letterman

Sun, 01/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious."
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Abraham Maslow

Sun, 01/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."
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Albert Einstein

Sun, 01/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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John Ruskin

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 6:00pm
"What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do."
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Sir Francis Bacon

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 6:00pm
"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds."
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Thomas Sowell

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 6:00pm
"There are only two ways of telling the complete truth--anonymously and posthumously."
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Andrew S. Tanenbaum

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 6:00pm
"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from."
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Ellen Goodman

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 6:00pm
"In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting it right."
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Pierre Beaumarchais

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 6:00pm
"It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them."
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H. P. Lovecraft

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 6:00pm
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."
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Albert Camus

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 6:00pm
"Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question."
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