Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Stanislaw J. Lec

Wed, 04/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward."
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Jane Caminos

Wed, 04/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."
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Abraham Lincoln

Wed, 04/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met."
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Bertrand Russell

Wed, 04/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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Roald Dahl

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it."
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity."
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Ogden Nash

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."
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Artemus Ward

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?"
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George F. Will

Sun, 04/06/2014 - 7:00pm
"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. "
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Samuel McChord Crothers

Sun, 04/06/2014 - 7:00pm
"A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose."
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Oscar Wilde

Sun, 04/06/2014 - 7:00pm
"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative."
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Evelyn Waugh

Sun, 04/06/2014 - 7:00pm
"It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste."
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