Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 8 hours 58 min ago
"You don't understand anything until you learn it more than one way."
"Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it."
"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves."
"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."
"Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious."
"In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite device of persons with something to sell."
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
"You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance."