Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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W. Somerset Maugham

Sun, 06/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit."
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Penn Jillette

Sun, 06/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them."
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Dale Carnegie

Sun, 06/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do."
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Thomas Szasz

Sun, 06/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong."
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Evan Esar

Sat, 06/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once."
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Benjamin Disraeli

Sat, 06/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken."
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A. A. Milne

Sat, 06/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries."
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Napoleon Bonaparte

Sat, 06/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
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Sir Arthur Eddington

Fri, 06/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine."
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Bill Watterson

Fri, 06/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"Careful. We don't want to learn from this."
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Logan Pearsall Smith

Fri, 06/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people."
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William Goldman

Fri, 06/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all."
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Socrates

Thu, 06/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thu, 06/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization."
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Hermann Hesse

Thu, 06/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke."
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Irv Kupcinet

Thu, 06/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?"
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