Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit."
"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them."
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do."
"A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong."
"Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once."
"When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken."
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries."
"Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine."
"It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people."
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
"The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization."
"What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?"