Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Kurt Vonnegut

Sun, 12/14/2014 - 6:00pm
"Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance."
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Peter Borden

Sun, 12/14/2014 - 6:00pm
"Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields."
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Sir Winston Churchill

Sun, 12/14/2014 - 6:00pm
"When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home."
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Charles Caleb Colton

Sun, 12/14/2014 - 6:00pm
"Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer."
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Brooks Atkinson

Sat, 12/13/2014 - 6:00pm
"The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility."
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Bertrand Russell

Sat, 12/13/2014 - 6:00pm
"The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution."
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Arthur Brisbane

Sat, 12/13/2014 - 6:00pm
"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling."
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Sir Thomas Beecham

Sat, 12/13/2014 - 6:00pm
"Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away."
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Herbert Hoover

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 6:00pm
"About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends."
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Rita Rudner

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 6:00pm
"Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before."
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Judith Martin

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 6:00pm
"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help."
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Ralph Hodgson

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 6:00pm
"Some things have to be believed to be seen."
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Ernest Hemingway

Thu, 12/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"That is the greatest fallacy, the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful."
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Calvin Coolidge

Thu, 12/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you."
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Sir Francis Bacon

Thu, 12/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion."
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Tallulah Bankhead

Thu, 12/11/2014 - 6:00pm
"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time."
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