Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 8 hours 54 min ago
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."
"You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions."
"Anybody who has doubts about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one."
"Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?"
"Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side."
"A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices."
"The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it."
"Everyone's a hero in their own way, in their own not that heroic way."
"You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence."
"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"
"Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution."