Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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A. Whitney Brown

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
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Samuel Goldwyn

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
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Henry David Thoreau

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."
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Unknown

Thu, 07/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"What if this weren't a hypothetical question?"
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George Meany

Wed, 07/15/2015 - 7:00pm
"Anybody who has doubts about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one."
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Fred Allen

Wed, 07/15/2015 - 7:00pm
"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
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Frank Moore Colby

Wed, 07/15/2015 - 7:00pm
"Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible."
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Segal's Law

Wed, 07/15/2015 - 7:00pm
"A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
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Marcus Brigstocke

Tue, 07/14/2015 - 7:00pm
"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
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William Jennings Bryan

Tue, 07/14/2015 - 7:00pm
"No one can earn a million dollars honestly."
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Mickey Mantle

Tue, 07/14/2015 - 7:00pm
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself."
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Bill Watterson

Tue, 07/14/2015 - 7:00pm
"People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children."
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William Shakespeare

Mon, 07/13/2015 - 7:00pm
"If it were done, when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly."
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Oscar Wilde

Mon, 07/13/2015 - 7:00pm
"Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about."
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Samuel Butler

Mon, 07/13/2015 - 7:00pm
"All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income."
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W. C. Fields

Mon, 07/13/2015 - 7:00pm
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
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