Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 18 min 25 sec ago
"A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not be endured with patient resignation."
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do."
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail."
"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination."
"Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves."
"Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible."
"Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting."
"Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man."
"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own."
"Television � a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."