Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Jack London

Tue, 01/26/2016 - 6:00pm
"Man always gets less than he demands from life."
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Edward Teller

Tue, 01/26/2016 - 6:00pm
"A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective."
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William Dement

Tue, 01/26/2016 - 6:00pm
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
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W. C. Fields

Tue, 01/26/2016 - 6:00pm
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
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Kurt Vonnegut

Mon, 01/25/2016 - 6:00pm
"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Mon, 01/25/2016 - 6:00pm
"The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments."
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Voltaire

Mon, 01/25/2016 - 6:00pm
"Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well."
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Charles De Gaulle

Mon, 01/25/2016 - 6:00pm
"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?"
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Ellen Herman

Sun, 01/24/2016 - 6:00pm
"Joel: That's the movies, Ed. Try reality./ Ed: No thanks."
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Virginia Woolf

Sun, 01/24/2016 - 6:00pm
"I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street."
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Tom Robbins

Sun, 01/24/2016 - 6:00pm
"Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business."
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Henny Youngman

Sun, 01/24/2016 - 6:00pm
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
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