Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts; they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty."
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Fran Lebowitz

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
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Alfred North Whitehead

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy."
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E. F. Schumacher

Sun, 08/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."
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Norm Papernick

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 7:00pm
"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad."
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John Lennon

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 7:00pm
"Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry."
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Tom Robbins

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 7:00pm
"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature."
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Oscar Wilde

Sat, 08/15/2015 - 7:00pm
"It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information."
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Fri, 08/14/2015 - 7:00pm
"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."
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Doug Larson

Fri, 08/14/2015 - 7:00pm
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."
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Sir Frederick G. Banting

Fri, 08/14/2015 - 7:00pm
"No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit."
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Henry Morgan

Fri, 08/14/2015 - 7:00pm
"A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself."
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Ludwig Wittgenstein

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 7:00pm
"If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done."
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Sam Brown

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 7:00pm
"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
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Oscar Levant

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 7:00pm
"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on."
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Pablo Picasso

Thu, 08/13/2015 - 7:00pm
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
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