Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective."
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
"The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments."
"Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well."
"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?"
"I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street."
"Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business."