Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work."
"You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light."
"In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting it right."
"Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning."
"Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse."
"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it."
"Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done."