Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Dr. Thomas Fuller

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 7:00pm
"Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong."
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Jay Leno

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 7:00pm
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak."
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Edward Teller

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 7:00pm
"Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution."
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Joey Bishop

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 7:00pm
"Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money."
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Logan Pearsall Smith

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 7:00pm
"What music is more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can't hear what they say?"
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Alan Perlis

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 7:00pm
"The computing field is always in need of new cliches."
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Janet Long

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 7:00pm
"Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy."
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Saki

Wed, 07/16/2014 - 7:00pm
"Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts."
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Oscar Wilde

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."
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George Bernard Shaw

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners."
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Garry Shandling

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know."
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Irv Kupcinet

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?"
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James Russell Lowell

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people."
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David Russell

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
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P. J. O'Rourke

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life."
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Doctor Who

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."
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