Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained."
"California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange."
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph."
"I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious."
"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do."
"There are only two ways of telling the complete truth--anonymously and posthumously."
"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from."
"In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting it right."
"It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them."
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."
"Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question."