Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible."
"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it."
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
"That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong."
"When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'"
"People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black."
"Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching."
"I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street."
"I say that good painters imitated nature; but that bad ones vomited it."
"Beware of no man more than yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us."
"The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better."