Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Oscar Wilde

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."
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George Bernard Shaw

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners."
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Garry Shandling

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know."
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Irv Kupcinet

Tue, 07/15/2014 - 7:00pm
"What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?"
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James Russell Lowell

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people."
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David Russell

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
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P. J. O'Rourke

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life."
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Doctor Who

Mon, 07/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."
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Gertrude Stein

Sun, 07/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. That is what makes America what it is."
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H. L. Mencken

Sun, 07/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
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Mark Russell

Sun, 07/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
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Samuel Goldwyn

Sun, 07/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
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Nicholas Chamfort

Sat, 07/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living."
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Stan Dunn

Sat, 07/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"And that's the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle."
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W. C. Fields

Sat, 07/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."
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Shirley Temple

Sat, 07/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph."
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