Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 8 hours 33 min ago
"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
"I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life."
"I say that good painters imitated nature; but that bad ones vomited it."
"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri."
"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century."
"Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side."
"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself."
"One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity."
"Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything."
"Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it."