Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 10 hours 33 min ago
"A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members."
"A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time."
"If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough."
"I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room."
"A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores."
"They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum."
"Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home."
"Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness."
"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."
"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
"An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought."
"A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell."
"Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it is to find anything to say."
"Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening."