Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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William Cobbett

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"To be poor and dependent is very nearly an impossibility."
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Slovenian Proverb

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"Speak the truth, but leave immediately after."
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Richard Feynman

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there."
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Flip Wilson

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 7:00pm
"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."
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Arthur Schopenhauer

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see."
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Dwight D. Eisenhower

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it."
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Unknown

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."
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Robert Frost

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 7:00pm
"A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel."
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W. Somerset Maugham

Sun, 10/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"I always find it more difficult to say the things I mean than the things I don't."
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Jay Leno

Sun, 10/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"
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Tallulah Bankhead

Sun, 10/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it."
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sun, 10/12/2014 - 7:00pm
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
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George Lucas

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."
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James Thurber

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself."
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Steven Wright

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
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Greg Garcia

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"That's the funny thing about havin' a kid. They come with their own set of problems; make everything else you were worried about seem kinda silly."
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Paul Tillich

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"Cynically speaking, one could say that it is true to life to be cynical about it."
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Ann Landers

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other."
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Tom Lehrer

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."
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