Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise."
"For several years more I maintained public relations with the Almighty. But privately, I ceased to associate with him."
"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
"Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected."
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
"Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, /And think they grow immortal as they quote."
"CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power."
"My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia."
"It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."
"That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election."
"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."
"Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally."
"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes."
"There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true."
"Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?"
"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears."