Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Eric Hoffer

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power."
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Unknown

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"The wages of sin are unreported."
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Johnny Carson

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair."
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Andrew S. Tanenbaum

Sat, 05/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from."
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Randy K. Milholland

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later."
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Christopher Morley

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity."
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Jerry Seinfeld

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family.""
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Henry Fielding

Fri, 05/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not."
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Ferdinand Foch

Thu, 05/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"None but a coward dares to boast that he has never known fear."
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George Santayana

Thu, 05/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"Sanity is a madness put to good use."
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Jean Kerr

Thu, 05/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
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Judith Martin

Thu, 05/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation."
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Ray Bradbury

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane."
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Aldous Huxley

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas."
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Fran Lebowitz

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."
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H. L. Mencken

Wed, 05/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"There is always a well-known solution to every human problem--neat, plausible, and wrong."
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John Ruskin

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply. The person who buys on price alone is this man's lawful prey."
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Bill Cosby

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague."
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Erma Bombeck

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead."
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Georges Clemenceau

Tue, 05/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military."
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