Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Hansell B. Duckett

Sun, 11/27/2016 - 6:00pm
"What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to."
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Ambrose Bierce

Sun, 11/27/2016 - 6:00pm
"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
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Robert Heinlein

Sun, 11/27/2016 - 6:00pm
"A motion to adjourn is always in order."
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Woody Allen

Sun, 11/27/2016 - 6:00pm
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying."
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Edgar Watson Howe

Sat, 11/26/2016 - 6:00pm
"A poem is no place for an idea."
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Edith Sitwell

Sat, 11/26/2016 - 6:00pm
"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it."
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Henry Kissinger

Sat, 11/26/2016 - 6:00pm
"The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously."
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Steven Wright

Sat, 11/26/2016 - 6:00pm
"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."
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Stanislaw Lem

Fri, 11/25/2016 - 6:00pm
"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible."
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fri, 11/25/2016 - 6:00pm
"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons."
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Bertrand Russell

Fri, 11/25/2016 - 6:00pm
"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge."
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Ogden Nash

Fri, 11/25/2016 - 6:00pm
"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."
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Booth Tarkington

Thu, 11/24/2016 - 6:00pm
"There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink."
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Robert Frost

Thu, 11/24/2016 - 6:00pm
"The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them."
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Samuel Goldwyn

Thu, 11/24/2016 - 6:00pm
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
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Thomas A. Edison

Thu, 11/24/2016 - 6:00pm
"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."
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Frank Zappa

Wed, 11/23/2016 - 6:00pm
"Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence."
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Voltaire

Wed, 11/23/2016 - 6:00pm
"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."
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Andy Rooney

Wed, 11/23/2016 - 6:00pm
"Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose."
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Oscar Wilde

Wed, 11/23/2016 - 6:00pm
"Only the shallow know themselves."
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