Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Great men's errors are to be venerated as more fruitful than little men's truths."
"The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague."
"I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell."
"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart."
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe."
"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
"Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house."
"The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotation."
"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
"The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided."
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them."
"Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
"If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim"."
"Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat."