Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Evan Esar

Sat, 09/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Sat, 09/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."
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Woody Allen

Sat, 09/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."
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Sir Winston Churchill

Sat, 09/17/2016 - 7:00pm
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
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Randy K. Milholland

Fri, 09/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to have trouble. It's like having a live reenactment of anonymous forum comments."
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Thomas Jefferson

Fri, 09/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive."
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Jimmy Buffett

Fri, 09/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane."
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Konrad Lorenz

Fri, 09/16/2016 - 7:00pm
"It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young."
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Don Juan Manuel

Thu, 09/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what you have."
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Adrienne E. Gusoff

Thu, 09/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"The world is round; it has no point."
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Stephen Jay Gould

Thu, 09/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos."
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Harold Rosenberg

Thu, 09/15/2016 - 7:00pm
"No degree of dullness can safeguard a work against the determination of critics to find it fascinating."
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George Carlin

Wed, 09/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
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Oscar Wilde

Wed, 09/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"One's real life is often the life that one does not lead."
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Krishnamurti

Wed, 09/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
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James M. Barrie

Wed, 09/14/2016 - 7:00pm
"I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life."
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Mel Brooks

Tue, 09/13/2016 - 7:00pm
"Good taste is the enemy of comedy."
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Miguel de Cervantes

Tue, 09/13/2016 - 7:00pm
"I say that good painters imitated nature; but that bad ones vomited it."
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Fran Lebowitz

Tue, 09/13/2016 - 7:00pm
"Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable."
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Douglas Adams

Tue, 09/13/2016 - 7:00pm
"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri."
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