Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Jean Kerr

Fri, 03/17/2017 - 7:00pm
"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on."
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Oscar Wilde

Fri, 03/17/2017 - 7:00pm
"I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world."
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Bernard Bailey

Fri, 03/17/2017 - 7:00pm
"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it."
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Woody Allen

Fri, 03/17/2017 - 7:00pm
"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
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Scott Adams

Thu, 03/16/2017 - 7:00pm
"Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent."
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Samuel Johnson

Thu, 03/16/2017 - 7:00pm
"People need to be reminded more often than they need to be instructed."
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Bill Watterson

Thu, 03/16/2017 - 7:00pm
"People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children."
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Walt Disney

Thu, 03/16/2017 - 7:00pm
"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known."
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William Shakespeare

Wed, 03/15/2017 - 7:00pm
"Virtue is choked with foul ambition."
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Bella Abzug

Wed, 03/15/2017 - 7:00pm
"The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes."
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Laurence J. Peter

Wed, 03/15/2017 - 7:00pm
"In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular."
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Tom Robbins

Wed, 03/15/2017 - 7:00pm
"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature."
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Benjamin Disraeli

Tue, 03/14/2017 - 7:00pm
"How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct."
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Brendan Gill

Tue, 03/14/2017 - 7:00pm
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
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Hermann Hesse

Tue, 03/14/2017 - 7:00pm
"When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane."
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Gore Vidal

Tue, 03/14/2017 - 7:00pm
"It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail."
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William James

Mon, 03/13/2017 - 7:00pm
"Whenever two people meet, there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as the other person sees him, and each man as he really is."
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Lester B. Pearson

Mon, 03/13/2017 - 7:00pm
"Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects."
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Arthur C. Clarke

Mon, 03/13/2017 - 7:00pm
"The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible."
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Timothy Leary

Mon, 03/13/2017 - 7:00pm
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
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