Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?"
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
"Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?"
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter."
"They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea."
"It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear."
"I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist."
"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home."
"The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."
"The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence."
"A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long."
"A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance."
"Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature."
"Like I always say, there's no 'I' in "team". There is a 'me', though, if you jumble it up."
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail."
"The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."