Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Gore Vidal

Sun, 07/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise."
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sun, 07/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"Every hero becomes a bore at last."
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Joseph Stalin

Sun, 07/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."
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Groucho Marx

Sun, 07/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Jean-Paul Sartre

Sat, 07/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"For several years more I maintained public relations with the Almighty. But privately, I ceased to associate with him."
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Johnny Carson

Sat, 07/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
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Oscar Wilde

Sat, 07/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected."
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Henry J. Tillman

Sat, 07/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
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Edward Young

Fri, 07/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, /And think they grow immortal as they quote."
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Arthur C. Clarke

Fri, 07/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power."
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Dame Edna Everage

Fri, 07/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia."
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Alfred Adler

Fri, 07/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."
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Will Rogers

Thu, 07/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election."
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Albert Einstein

Thu, 07/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."
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Abraham Lincoln

Thu, 07/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally."
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Edgard Varese

Thu, 07/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes."
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Sir Winston Churchill

Wed, 07/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true."
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Richard Feynman

Wed, 07/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?"
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Robert W. Sarnoff

Wed, 07/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears."
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James Thurber

Wed, 07/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else."
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