Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Thomas Szasz

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him."
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John F. Kennedy

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"Liberty without learning is always in peril; learning without liberty is always in vain."
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Benjamin Disraeli

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens."
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Orson Welles

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 7:00pm
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
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Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 7:00pm
"Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface. But sometimes, there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie."
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Henry David Thoreau

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 7:00pm
"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live."
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Benjamin Franklin

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 7:00pm
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
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Alan Dean Foster

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 7:00pm
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting."
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Peter Blake

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 7:00pm
"Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything."
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Evan Esar

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 7:00pm
"Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings."
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F. Scott Fitzgerald

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 7:00pm
"At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; At 45 they are caves in which we hide."
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Neil Gaiman

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 7:00pm
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor."
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E. Joseph Cossman

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners."
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Ogden Nash

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
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Saint Augustine

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet."
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Aaron Copland

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, 'Is there a meaning to music?' My answer would be, 'Yes.' And 'Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?' My answer to that would be, 'No.'"
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Ellen DeGeneres

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words."
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Mary Wilson Little

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it."
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Cary Grant

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"I improve on misquotation."
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Sir Winston Churchill

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
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