Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there."
"Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories."
"A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought."
"If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us."
"An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly."
"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite."
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult."
"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."
"Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits."
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
"There�s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
"We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming."
"We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for."