Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Marquis de la Grange

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 7:00pm
"When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice."
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Charles Luckman

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 7:00pm
"The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth."
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Solomon Short

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 7:00pm
"The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky."
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Douglas Adams

Fri, 10/24/2014 - 7:00pm
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
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William James

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"Whenever two people meet, there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as the other person sees him, and each man as he really is."
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Scott Adams

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching."
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Paul Gauguin

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"Art is either plagiarism or revolution."
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Bill Vaughan

Thu, 10/23/2014 - 7:00pm
"A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election."
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Johnny Carson

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
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Edmond de Goncourt

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world."
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Eric Hoffer

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can praise the living."
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Edward P. Tryon

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 7:00pm
"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time."
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Terry Pratchett

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 7:00pm
"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."
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Herb Caen

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 7:00pm
"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."
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Andy Gibb

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 7:00pm
"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk."
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Mark Twain

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 7:00pm
"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language."
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Jules Renard

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none."
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J. Robert Oppenheimer

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man."
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Lenin

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"A lie told often enough becomes the truth."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Mon, 10/20/2014 - 7:00pm
"Only sick music makes money today."
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