Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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John Ruskin

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package."
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F. Scott Fitzgerald

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure."
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Will Durst

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is."
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Dick Cavett

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."
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George Santayana

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"Science is nothing but developed perception, interpreted intent, common sense rounded out and minutely articulated."
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Don Marquis

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you."
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Isaac Asimov

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
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Wilson Mizner

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
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Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"Language is the source of misunderstandings."
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Babe Ruth

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run."
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W. Somerset Maugham

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are."
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Unknown

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"Fools rush in where fools have been before."
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Mark Twain

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
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Thorstein Veblen

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"No one travelling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive."
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Joey Bishop

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money."
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Woody Allen

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 7:00pm
"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments."
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Andy Warhol

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes."
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Bob Wells

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with."
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Robert Orben

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected."
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