Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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David Coblitz

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members."
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Malcolm Forbes

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"Ability will never catch up with the demand for it."
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Frantz Fanon

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"Fervor is the weapon of choice for the impotent."
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Oliver Wendell Holmes

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 7:00pm
"A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time."
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Jef Mallett

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough."
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Franklin P. Adams

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"To err is human; to forgive, infrequent."
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Wilson Mizner

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"God help those who do not help themselves."
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Blaise Pascal

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 7:00pm
"I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room."
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Terry Pratchett

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores."
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Tallulah Bankhead

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum."
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Voltaire

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
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David Frost

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 7:00pm
"Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home."
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Cullen Hightower

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness."
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Albert Einstein

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."
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Mark Twain

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
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Simon Cameron

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 7:00pm
"An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought."
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George Bernard Shaw

Sun, 09/07/2014 - 7:00pm
"A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell."
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Samuel Johnson

Sun, 09/07/2014 - 7:00pm
"Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it is to find anything to say."
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Barbara Tober

Sun, 09/07/2014 - 7:00pm
"Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening."
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Greek Proverb

Sun, 09/07/2014 - 7:00pm
"First secure an independent income, then practice virtue."
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