Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Sun, 05/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"Great men's errors are to be venerated as more fruitful than little men's truths."
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Bill Cosby

Sun, 05/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague."
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Harry S Truman

Sun, 05/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell."
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e e cummings

Sun, 05/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart."
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Laurence J. Peter

Sat, 05/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe."
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Dorothy Parker

Sat, 05/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."
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Rick Cook

Sat, 05/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
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James Thurber

Sat, 05/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house."
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Benjamin Disraeli

Fri, 05/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotation."
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Daphne du Maurier

Fri, 05/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard."
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Isaac Asimov

Fri, 05/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
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Thomas A. Edison

Fri, 05/20/2016 - 7:00pm
"We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything."
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Casey Stengel

Thu, 05/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided."
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Will Durant

Thu, 05/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."
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Galileo Galilei

Thu, 05/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them."
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Ambrose Bierce

Thu, 05/19/2016 - 7:00pm
"Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
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Thomas Mann

Wed, 05/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself."
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Lyndon B. Johnson

Wed, 05/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim"."
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National Lampoon

Wed, 05/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Let not the sands of time get in your lunch."
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Sir Julian Huxley

Wed, 05/18/2016 - 7:00pm
"Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat."
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