Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Henri-Fr�d�ric Amiel

Tue, 01/17/2017 - 6:00pm
"Nothing is more characteristic of a man than the mann in which he behaves toward fools."
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H. L. Mencken

Tue, 01/17/2017 - 6:00pm
"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable."
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Woody Allen

Tue, 01/17/2017 - 6:00pm
"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
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Elbert Hubbard

Tue, 01/17/2017 - 6:00pm
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
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Ronald Reagan

Mon, 01/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
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Robert Frost

Mon, 01/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--/ I took the one less traveled by, / And that has made all the difference."
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Thomas A. Edison

Mon, 01/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking."
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Stephen Leacock

Mon, 01/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
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Jackie Mason

Sun, 01/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."
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Arnold Lobel

Sun, 01/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"Books to the ceiling,/ Books to the sky,/ My pile of books is a mile high./ How I love them! How I need them!/ I'll have a long beard by the time I read them."
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Samuel Butler

Sun, 01/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds."
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Judith Martin

Sun, 01/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class."
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Sat, 01/14/2017 - 6:00pm
"He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks."
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Oscar Wilde

Sat, 01/14/2017 - 6:00pm
"Biography lends to death a new terror."
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Dan Quayle

Sat, 01/14/2017 - 6:00pm
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
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Dwight D. Eisenhower

Sat, 01/14/2017 - 6:00pm
"I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens."
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Otto von Bismarck

Fri, 01/13/2017 - 6:00pm
"Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made."
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Laurence J. Peter

Fri, 01/13/2017 - 6:00pm
"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it."
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Pliny the Elder

Fri, 01/13/2017 - 6:00pm
"In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain."
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Voltaire

Fri, 01/13/2017 - 6:00pm
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
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