Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to."
"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying."
"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it."
"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."
"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible."
"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons."
"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge."
"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."
"There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink."
"The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them."
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
"Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence."
"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."
"Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose."