Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"What music is more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can't hear what they say?"
"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."
"We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners."
"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know."
"What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?"
"Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people."
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
"With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life."
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."
"In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. That is what makes America what it is."
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
"An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living."
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph."