Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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John le Carre

Wed, 04/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world."
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George Price

Wed, 04/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?"
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Henry David Thoreau

Wed, 04/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"Men have become the tools of their tools."
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Dorothy Parker

Wed, 04/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
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Philip G. Hamerton

Mon, 04/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?"
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William Ralph Inge

Mon, 04/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter."
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Sir Francis Bacon

Mon, 04/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea."
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Dick Cavett

Mon, 04/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear."
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Sally Kempton

Sun, 04/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist."
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Rodney Dangerfield

Sun, 04/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home."
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William James

Sun, 04/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."
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Joan Baez

Sun, 04/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence."
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Jeph Jacques

Sat, 04/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long."
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Evan Esar

Sat, 04/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing."
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Anatole France

Sat, 04/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance."
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Samuel Butler

Sat, 04/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature."
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David Shore

Fri, 04/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"Like I always say, there's no 'I' in "team". There is a 'me', though, if you jumble it up."
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Fran Lebowitz

Fri, 04/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail."
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Laurence J. Peter

Fri, 04/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it."
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Anthony Burgess

Fri, 04/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
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