Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Aldous Huxley

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 6:00pm
"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."
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Hodding Carter

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 6:00pm
"Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 6:00pm
"Only sick music makes money today."
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Anonymous

Fri, 02/20/2015 - 6:00pm
"God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project."
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Robert Frost

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--/ I took the one less traveled by, / And that has made all the difference."
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Stephen Jay Gould

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos."
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Don Marquis

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race."
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Dick Gregory

Thu, 02/19/2015 - 6:00pm
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."
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Garrison Keillor

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days."
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Douglas Adams

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."
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Franklin D. Roosevelt

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"It is fun to be in the same decade with you."
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Grabel's Law

Wed, 02/18/2015 - 6:00pm
"2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2."
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Zach Braff

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 6:00pm
"I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading."
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John le Carre

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 6:00pm
"Coming home from very lonely places, all of us go a little mad: whether from great personal success, or just an all-night drive, we are the sole survivors of a world no one else has ever seen."
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 6:00pm
"The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything."
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Carl Sandburg

Tue, 02/17/2015 - 6:00pm
"I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way."
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Edward Abbey

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 6:00pm
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork."
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P. J. O'Rourke

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 6:00pm
"Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink."
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Herbert Rappaport

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 6:00pm
"I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some."
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Steven Wright

Mon, 02/16/2015 - 6:00pm
"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
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