Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Benjamin Disraeli

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me."
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Karen Elizabeth Gordon

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"All phone calls are obscene."
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Mogens Jallberg

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes."
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G. K. Chesterton

Thu, 03/26/2015 - 7:00pm
"I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean."
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John Maynard Keynes

Wed, 03/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"I do not know which makes a man more conservative�to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past."
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Fran Lebowitz

Wed, 03/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not."
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Henry Kissinger

Wed, 03/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously."
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H. L. Mencken

Wed, 03/25/2015 - 7:00pm
"The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated."
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George Best

Tue, 03/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
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William Feather

Tue, 03/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age."
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Robert Chapman

Tue, 03/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion."
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Norman Mailer

Tue, 03/24/2015 - 7:00pm
"Sentimentality is the emotional promiscuity of those who have no sentiment."
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Frank Wilczek

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself - nature does it for you."
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say."
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Rudyard Kipling

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors."
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Samuel Goldwyn

Mon, 03/23/2015 - 7:00pm
"Spare no expense to save money on this one."
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Margaret Halsey

Sun, 03/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's characters."
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Ring Lardner

Sun, 03/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor."
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James M. Barrie

Sun, 03/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else."
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Joey Adams

Sun, 03/22/2015 - 7:00pm
"A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
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