Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 9 hours 46 min ago
"My guess is that well over 80 percent of the human race goes without having a single original thought."
"If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation."
"I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane."
"You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong."
"When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion."
"It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree."
"The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off."
"O, what may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!"
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
"There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function."
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."