Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people."
"Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians."
"'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'"
"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down."
"The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds."
"I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer."
"Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them."
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
"I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth."
"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from."
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
"The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office."
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."
"It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life."
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."