Quotes of the Day

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Voltaire

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 6:00pm
"Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes."
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Michel de Montaigne

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 6:00pm
"I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly."
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Philip Guedalla

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 6:00pm
"Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people."
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Russell Baker

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 6:00pm
"Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things."
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Bill Watterson

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 6:00pm
"Careful. We don't want to learn from this."
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Anatole France

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 6:00pm
"The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever."
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George Price

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 6:00pm
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?"
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Samuel Goldwyn

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 6:00pm
"I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it."
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Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 6:00pm
"Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!"
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C. S. Lewis

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 6:00pm
"The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed."
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John Stuart Mill

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 6:00pm
"If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind."
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Henry J. Tillman

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 6:00pm
"Life is something that everyone should try at least once."
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Elbert Hubbard

Tue, 12/16/2014 - 6:00pm
"Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit."
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Jimmy Buffett

Tue, 12/16/2014 - 6:00pm
"Indecision may or may not be my problem."
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Marlon Brando

Tue, 12/16/2014 - 6:00pm
"If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives."
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Mel Brooks

Tue, 12/16/2014 - 6:00pm
"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."
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Ellen DeGeneres

Mon, 12/15/2014 - 6:00pm
"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."
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Flannery O'Connor

Mon, 12/15/2014 - 6:00pm
"The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it."
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Vince Lombardi

Mon, 12/15/2014 - 6:00pm
"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm."
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Don Marquis

Mon, 12/15/2014 - 6:00pm
"When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'"
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