Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Cindy Gardner

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds."
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Jimmy Buffett

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"Indecision may or may not be my problem."
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James Thurber

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."
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H. L. Mencken

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 7:00pm
"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."
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Randy K. Milholland

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better."
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Alfred Hitchcock

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
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Ambrose Bierce

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think."
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Laurence J. Peter

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 7:00pm
"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
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John Wilmot

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 7:00pm
"Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories."
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Janet Long

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 7:00pm
"Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy."
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Walter Goodman

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 7:00pm
"The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling."
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Robert Benchley

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 7:00pm
"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."
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Fran Lebowitz

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 7:00pm
"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
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From "Taxi"

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 7:00pm
"The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel."
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Bette Midler

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 7:00pm
"I never know how much of what I say is true."
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David Letterman

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 7:00pm
"New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move."
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Alfred Lord Tennyson

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers."
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Anatole France

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance."
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David Frost

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home."
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Farmers' Almanac

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 7:00pm
"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer."
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