Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."
"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
"Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none."
"You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself."
"When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"
"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."
"Nothing's so apt to undermine your confidence in a product as knowing that the commercial selling it has been approved by the company that make it."
"Another unsettling element in modern art is that common symptom of immaturity, the dread of doing what has been done before."
"Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted."
"The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid."
"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."
"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."
"A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong."
"The United States Congress, like a lot of rich people, lives in two houses."
"The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it."
"I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the first dawning opens gradually, by little and little, into a full and clear light."
"As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use."