Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad."
"The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore."
"Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places."
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
"That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room."
"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
"We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong."
"A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance."
"The glory of great men should always be measured by the means they have used to acquire it."
"There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause."
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
"If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done."
"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead."
"Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up."
"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today."
"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards."