Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Oliver Wendell Holmes

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 7:00pm
"Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite."
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Thomas Szasz

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 7:00pm
"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him."
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Groucho Marx

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 7:00pm
"Go, and never darken my towels again."
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De la Lastra's Corollary

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 7:00pm
"After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted."
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Charles Churchill

Sun, 08/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"A joke's a very serious thing."
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Dan Barker

Sun, 08/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can�t be taken on its own merits."
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Robertson Davies

Sun, 08/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion."
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Clyde B. Aster

Sun, 08/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway."
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Eugene McCarthy

Sat, 08/29/2015 - 7:00pm
"It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember."
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Will Durant

Sat, 08/29/2015 - 7:00pm
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."
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John Maynard Keynes

Sat, 08/29/2015 - 7:00pm
"The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward."
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George Saunders

Sat, 08/29/2015 - 7:00pm
"Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored."
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John Barrymore

Fri, 08/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."
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Thomas Fuller

Fri, 08/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away."
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Alan Kay

Fri, 08/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it."
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Bob Edwards

Fri, 08/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen."
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Bernard M. Baruch

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am."
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Theodore Roosevelt

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"The nation behaves well if it treats the natural resources as assets which it must turn over to the next generation increased, and not impaired, in value."
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves."
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Thomas H. Huxley

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."
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