Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Devin J. Monroe

Sun, 05/01/2016 - 7:00pm
"If at first you don't succeed try, try again. If you fail even after these attempts, perhaps your just stupid."
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G. K. Chesterton

Sun, 05/01/2016 - 7:00pm
"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere."
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Edgar Watson Howe

Sun, 05/01/2016 - 7:00pm
"Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies."
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Andy Gibb

Sun, 05/01/2016 - 7:00pm
"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk."
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Gregory Thomas Garcia, Alan Kirschenbaum

Sat, 04/30/2016 - 7:00pm
"Babies are cool, until you've done everything to do with 'em and you get bored. That's why T.V. shows about babies don't last more than a year."
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Albert Einstein

Sat, 04/30/2016 - 7:00pm
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
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Frank Leahy

Sat, 04/30/2016 - 7:00pm
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity."
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Ronnie Shakes

Sat, 04/30/2016 - 7:00pm
"I like life. It's something to do."
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Marie Curie

Fri, 04/29/2016 - 7:00pm
"I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale."
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Woody Allen

Fri, 04/29/2016 - 7:00pm
"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."
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William Gibson

Fri, 04/29/2016 - 7:00pm
"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet."
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Abigail Van Buren

Fri, 04/29/2016 - 7:00pm
"It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister."
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Mark Twain

Thu, 04/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you."
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Richard Feynman

Thu, 04/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not unreasonable that we grapple with problems. But there are tens of thousands of years in the future. Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on."
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John Kenneth Galbraith

Thu, 04/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable."
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Unknown

Thu, 04/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television."
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John le Carre

Wed, 04/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world."
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George Price

Wed, 04/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?"
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Henry David Thoreau

Wed, 04/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"Men have become the tools of their tools."
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Dorothy Parker

Wed, 04/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
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