Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 6:00pm
"If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me."
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Amanda Cross

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 6:00pm
"The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting."
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Groucho Marx

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 6:00pm
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
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Malaclypse the Younger

Tue, 03/03/2015 - 6:00pm
"'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds."
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 6:00pm
"The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments."
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Rabbi Julius Gordon

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 6:00pm
"Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less."
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Robert Orben

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 6:00pm
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
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Noelie Altito

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 6:00pm
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
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Arnold Lobel

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 6:00pm
"Books to the ceiling,/ Books to the sky,/ My pile of books is a mile high./ How I love them! How I need them!/ I'll have a long beard by the time I read them."
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 6:00pm
"Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist."
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Fran Lebowitz

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 6:00pm
"I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota."
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Rita Rudner

Sun, 03/01/2015 - 6:00pm
"My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping."
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Sally Kempton

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 6:00pm
"I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist."
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Michael Crichton

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 6:00pm
"I am certain there is too much certainty in the world."
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H. L. Mencken

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 6:00pm
"Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true."
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Timothy Leary

Sat, 02/28/2015 - 6:00pm
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
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M. C. Escher

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 6:00pm
"My work is a game, a very serious game."
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Aristotle

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 6:00pm
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
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Will Rogers

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 6:00pm
"An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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Steve Martin

Fri, 02/27/2015 - 6:00pm
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
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