Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 9 hours 47 min ago
"If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me."
"The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting."
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
"The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments."
"Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less."
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
"Books to the ceiling,/ Books to the sky,/ My pile of books is a mile high./ How I love them! How I need them!/ I'll have a long beard by the time I read them."
"I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota."
"My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping."
"I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist."
"Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true."
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
"An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."