Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Lytton Strachey

Thu, 02/11/2016 - 6:00pm
"Discretion is not the better part of biography."
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Adrienne E. Gusoff

Thu, 02/11/2016 - 6:00pm
"The world is round; it has no point."
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Umberto Eco

Thu, 02/11/2016 - 6:00pm
"The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else."
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Benjamin Disraeli

Thu, 02/11/2016 - 6:00pm
"The best way to become acquainted with a subject is to write a book about it."
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Mel Brooks

Wed, 02/10/2016 - 6:00pm
"Humor is just another defense against the universe."
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Charles Wadsworth

Wed, 02/10/2016 - 6:00pm
"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."
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Eugene McCarthy

Wed, 02/10/2016 - 6:00pm
"It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember."
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Mae West

Wed, 02/10/2016 - 6:00pm
"Too much of a good thing is wonderful."
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P. J. O'Rourke

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 6:00pm
"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
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Alan Dean Foster

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 6:00pm
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting."
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Alfred E. Newman

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 6:00pm
"Crime does not pay ... as well as politics."
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Jerome K. Jerome

Tue, 02/09/2016 - 6:00pm
"It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do."
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Douglas Adams

Mon, 02/08/2016 - 6:00pm
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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W. H. Auden

Mon, 02/08/2016 - 6:00pm
"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh."
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Gore Vidal

Mon, 02/08/2016 - 6:00pm
"Never have children, only grandchildren."
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M. C. Escher

Mon, 02/08/2016 - 6:00pm
"He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder."
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George Bernard Shaw

Sun, 02/07/2016 - 6:00pm
"There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses."
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Oscar Wilde

Sun, 02/07/2016 - 6:00pm
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
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George Burns

Sun, 02/07/2016 - 6:00pm
"I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left."
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George Carlin

Sun, 02/07/2016 - 6:00pm
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
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