Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Edgar Watson Howe

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 7:00pm
"A poem is no place for an idea."
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E. B. White

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 7:00pm
"I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult."
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Charles Peters

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 7:00pm
"Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing and because the memos, once written, immediately become proof that they were busy."
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Hob Broun

Fri, 07/31/2015 - 7:00pm
"Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else."
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Booth Tarkington

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink."
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Isaac Newton

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the first dawning opens gradually, by little and little, into a full and clear light."
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Thomas Pickering

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known."
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Albert Camus

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 7:00pm
"Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question."
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John Green

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 7:00pm
"Just a word of advice. Whenever you're furious with your parents or you think they're terrible, just remember, you vomited on them and they kept you."
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E. W. Dijkstra

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 7:00pm
"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim."
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Abraham Lincoln

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 7:00pm
"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time."
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 7:00pm
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."
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Brooke McEldowney

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"Love can be sordid only if you work at it."
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Ellen DeGeneres

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off."
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Harold Wilson

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
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Alexander Pope

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 7:00pm
"Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon."
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David Frost

Mon, 07/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed."
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Robertson Davies

Mon, 07/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness."
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Laurence J. Peter

Mon, 07/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"
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Andy Rooney

Mon, 07/27/2015 - 7:00pm
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
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