Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 7:00pm
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"
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Thomas Szasz

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 7:00pm
"The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget."
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Donald H. Rumsfeld

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 7:00pm
"If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much."
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Henry David Thoreau

Mon, 07/06/2015 - 7:00pm
"Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it."
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David Russell

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 7:00pm
"We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic."
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Hodding Carter

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 7:00pm
"Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone."
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Robert Benchley

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 7:00pm
"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."
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David Broder

Sun, 07/05/2015 - 7:00pm
"Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office."
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Frank Lloyd Wright

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 7:00pm
"Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles."
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Hermann Hesse

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 7:00pm
"When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane."
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Woody Allen

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 7:00pm
"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
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Lewis B. Frumkes

Sat, 07/04/2015 - 7:00pm
"How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children"
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Stephen Jay Gould

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 7:00pm
"In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms."
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Frank Zappa

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 7:00pm
"In the fight between you and the world, back the world."
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Ambrose Bierce

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 7:00pm
"Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)"
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Groucho Marx

Fri, 07/03/2015 - 7:00pm
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
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William Cobbett

Thu, 07/02/2015 - 7:00pm
"To be poor and dependent is very nearly an impossibility."
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Arthur Schopenhauer

Thu, 07/02/2015 - 7:00pm
"We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people."
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Galileo Galilei

Thu, 07/02/2015 - 7:00pm
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them."
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Arthur C. Clarke

Thu, 07/02/2015 - 7:00pm
"The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible."
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