Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 5 hours 34 min ago
"Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything."
"Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen."
"If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough"
"There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality."
"He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what you have."
"I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises."
"An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer."
"It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them."
"The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget."
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
"I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time."
"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible."
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."