Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 10 hours 29 min ago
"If at first you don't succeed try, try again. If you fail even after these attempts, perhaps your just stupid."
"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere."
"Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies."
"Babies are cool, until you've done everything to do with 'em and you get bored. That's why T.V. shows about babies don't last more than a year."
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
"I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale."
"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."
"It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister."
"Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you."
"We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not unreasonable that we grapple with problems. But there are tens of thousands of years in the future. Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on."
"Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable."
"The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television."
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?"
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."