Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes."
"I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly."
"Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people."
"Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things."
"The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever."
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?"
"Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!"
"The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed."
"If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind."
"Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit."
"If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives."
"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."
"The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it."
"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm."
"When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'"