Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Christopher Morley

Tue, 11/25/2014 - 6:00pm
"Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity."
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Evan Esar

Tue, 11/25/2014 - 6:00pm
"Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either."
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Rudyard Kipling

Tue, 11/25/2014 - 6:00pm
"Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves."
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Paul Valery

Tue, 11/25/2014 - 6:00pm
"The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us."
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Laurence J. Peter

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 6:00pm
"There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one."
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Sir Winston Churchill

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 6:00pm
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
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Herbert Henry Asquith

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 6:00pm
"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life."
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Steven Wright

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 6:00pm
"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."
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Thomas Fuller

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 6:00pm
"Many would be cowards if they had courage enough."
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Arthur Schopenhauer

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 6:00pm
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
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Horace Walpole

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 6:00pm
"Foolish writers and readers are created for each other."
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Cato the Elder

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 6:00pm
"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."
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Ethel Mumford

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 6:00pm
"Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person."
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 6:00pm
"A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days."
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Suzanne Necker

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 6:00pm
"Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them."
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Rita Rudner

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 6:00pm
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
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George Bernard Shaw

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 6:00pm
"We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners."
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George W. Bush

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 6:00pm
"You know what's interesting about Washington? It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature."
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Ken Hakuta

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 6:00pm
"Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle."
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Johnny Carson

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 6:00pm
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
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