Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Every person takes the limits of their own field of vision for the limits of the world."
"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them."
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians."
"People care more about being thought to have taste than about being thought either good, clever or amiable."
"Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable."
"I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty."
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
"The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion."
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
"I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts."
"I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave."
"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"
"There is always a well-known solution to every human problem--neat, plausible, and wrong."