Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 10 hours 27 min ago
"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
"As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did."
"Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons."
"An expert is a person who avoids small error as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy."
"The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds."
"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century."
"To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state."
"There are two kinds of light--the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures."
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
"The phrase "action speaks louder than words," is most easily proven by a swift kick to the genitals."
"We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action."
"A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body."