Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Mike Myers

Wed, 09/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."
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Cyril Connolly

Wed, 09/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising."
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Walt Disney

Wed, 09/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
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Mark Twain

Wed, 09/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."
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Ellen DeGeneres

Tue, 09/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble."
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Howard Dietz

Tue, 09/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism."
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Mel Brooks

Tue, 09/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."
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Mickey Mouse

Tue, 09/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes."
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William Feather

Mon, 09/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor."
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Dan Rather

Mon, 09/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic."
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Robert Orben

Mon, 09/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away."
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Pancho Villa

Mon, 09/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
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George Meany

Sun, 09/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"Anybody who has doubts about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one."
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Douglas Adams

Sun, 09/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear."
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Unknown

Sun, 09/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other."
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Ambrose Bierce

Sun, 09/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen."
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Albert Einstein

Sat, 09/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever."
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Voltaire

Sat, 09/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes."
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John Gaule

Sat, 09/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works."
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Frank Zappa

Sat, 09/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
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