Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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H. L. Mencken

Sat, 06/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"My guess is that well over 80 percent of the human race goes without having a single original thought."
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M. C. Escher

Sat, 06/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"My work is a game, a very serious game."
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Unknown

Sat, 06/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"A stitch in time would have confused Einstein."
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Tom Stoppard

Sat, 06/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation."
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Mitch Hedberg

Fri, 06/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."
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Ray Bradbury

Fri, 06/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane."
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Johann von Neumann

Fri, 06/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong."
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Chico Marx

Fri, 06/24/2016 - 7:00pm
"Mustard's no good without roast beef."
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Abraham Lincoln

Thu, 06/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion."
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Charles Baudelaire

Thu, 06/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree."
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R. D. Laing

Thu, 06/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
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Anonymous

Thu, 06/23/2016 - 7:00pm
"The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off."
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William Shakespeare

Wed, 06/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"O, what may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!"
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Bill Cosby

Wed, 06/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
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Mark Twain

Wed, 06/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
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Roger Moore

Wed, 06/22/2016 - 7:00pm
"I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor."
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Georges Clemenceau

Tue, 06/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function."
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Johnny Carson

Tue, 06/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
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Dan Quayle

Tue, 06/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
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Harry S Truman

Tue, 06/21/2016 - 7:00pm
"If you cannot convince them, confuse them."
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