Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Updated: 9 hours 34 min ago
"The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else."
"The best way to become acquainted with a subject is to write a book about it."
"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."
"It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember."
"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
"It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do."
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh."
"There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses."
"I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left."
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"