Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before."
"Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves."
"Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was."
"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking."
"After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood."
"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it."
"There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income."
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
"A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election."
"My reason, the physician to my love, angry that his prescriptions are not kept, hath left me."
"The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood."
"New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move."
"If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it."
"To die for an idea; it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!"
"Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen."
"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them."