Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Jim Morrison

Thu, 01/19/2017 - 6:00pm
"Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts."
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Scott Adams

Thu, 01/19/2017 - 6:00pm
"Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there."
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Arnold Toynbee

Thu, 01/19/2017 - 6:00pm
"America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair."
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Edgar Allan Poe

Thu, 01/19/2017 - 6:00pm
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
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George Orwell

Wed, 01/18/2017 - 6:00pm
"On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time."
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Arthur Schopenhauer

Wed, 01/18/2017 - 6:00pm
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
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Harry S Truman

Wed, 01/18/2017 - 6:00pm
"I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell."
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Alfred A. Knopf

Wed, 01/18/2017 - 6:00pm
"An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible."
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Henri-Fr�d�ric Amiel

Tue, 01/17/2017 - 6:00pm
"Nothing is more characteristic of a man than the mann in which he behaves toward fools."
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H. L. Mencken

Tue, 01/17/2017 - 6:00pm
"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable."
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Woody Allen

Tue, 01/17/2017 - 6:00pm
"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
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Elbert Hubbard

Tue, 01/17/2017 - 6:00pm
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
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Ronald Reagan

Mon, 01/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
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Robert Frost

Mon, 01/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--/ I took the one less traveled by, / And that has made all the difference."
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Thomas A. Edison

Mon, 01/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking."
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Stephen Leacock

Mon, 01/16/2017 - 6:00pm
"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
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Jackie Mason

Sun, 01/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."
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Arnold Lobel

Sun, 01/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"Books to the ceiling,/ Books to the sky,/ My pile of books is a mile high./ How I love them! How I need them!/ I'll have a long beard by the time I read them."
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Samuel Butler

Sun, 01/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds."
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Judith Martin

Sun, 01/15/2017 - 6:00pm
"There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class."
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