Quotes of the Day
Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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"There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good."
"Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem."
"They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse."
"I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back."
"I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'"
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which."
"I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time."
"The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity."
"You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone."
"I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world."
"In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them."
"Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier."