Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Floyd Dell

Mon, 01/26/2015 - 6:00pm
"Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything."
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Walter Lippmann

Mon, 01/26/2015 - 6:00pm
"Where all think alike, no one thinks very much."
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P. J. O'Rourke

Mon, 01/26/2015 - 6:00pm
"Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen."
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Samuel Goldwyn

Mon, 01/26/2015 - 6:00pm
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
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Mario Andretti

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 6:00pm
"If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough"
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Pablo Picasso

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 6:00pm
"There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality."
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Don Juan Manuel

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 6:00pm
"He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what you have."
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Edward Gibbon

Sun, 01/25/2015 - 6:00pm
"All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance."
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Buzz Aldrin

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 6:00pm
"I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises."
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J. R. R. Tolkien

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 6:00pm
"It's a dangerous business going out your front door."
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Evelle J. Younger

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 6:00pm
"An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer."
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Dame Rose Macaulay

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 6:00pm
"It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them."
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Thomas Szasz

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 6:00pm
"The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget."
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Emo Phillips

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 6:00pm
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
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Bill Watterson

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 6:00pm
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
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Orson Welles

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 6:00pm
"I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time."
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David M. Ogilvy

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 6:00pm
"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible."
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Voltaire

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 6:00pm
"The secret of being a bore is to tell everything."
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Thomas A. Edison

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 6:00pm
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
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Paul Fussell

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 6:00pm
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
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