Quotes of the Day

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Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
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Clare Booth Luce

Fri, 07/29/2016 - 7:00pm
"No good deed goes unpunished."
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Don Marquis

Fri, 07/29/2016 - 7:00pm
"Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth."
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George Burns

Fri, 07/29/2016 - 7:00pm
"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."
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Wilson Mizner

Fri, 07/29/2016 - 7:00pm
"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
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Jules Renard

Thu, 07/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none."
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Sam Levenson

Thu, 07/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself."
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Rita Rudner

Thu, 07/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"
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John Cleese

Thu, 07/28/2016 - 7:00pm
"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."
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Franklin P. Jones

Wed, 07/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"Nothing's so apt to undermine your confidence in a product as knowing that the commercial selling it has been approved by the company that make it."
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Edith Wharton

Wed, 07/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"Another unsettling element in modern art is that common symptom of immaturity, the dread of doing what has been done before."
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Hesketh Pearson

Wed, 07/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted."
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Art Spander

Wed, 07/27/2016 - 7:00pm
"The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid."
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Evan Esar

Tue, 07/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."
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Horace Walpole

Tue, 07/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
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Robert Orben

Tue, 07/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."
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Piet Hein

Tue, 07/26/2016 - 7:00pm
"A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong."
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John Green

Mon, 07/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"The United States Congress, like a lot of rich people, lives in two houses."
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Mark Twain

Mon, 07/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it."
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Isaac Newton

Mon, 07/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the first dawning opens gradually, by little and little, into a full and clear light."
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William James

Mon, 07/25/2016 - 7:00pm
"As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use."
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